Because of my brilliant collection and my Viking-like confidence.

Time to get back on that scale/diet/life.

ps Getty Images is the home of HANDSONFACES. More on that at a later date.

FACEONYOURHAND...ANDITSART

TEARONYOURHANDONYOURFACE

Happy Thanksgiving!

Why?

Because I've grown lame and was dumb enough to play a caricature of myself in the next Twilight movie

but I used to be kinda cool

AND I USED TO BE REALLY, REALLY BADASS!!

Some of my least favorite artists...

put hands on/near their faces.

She's about to put her hands on her face:

All lined up at the same time. Thank you, Amazon.com