Because I Am So So So (!!!!) Dapper

Because I got a role in the biggest disappointment to nerds around the globe.

TRANSFORMER(2)FLUIDS!!!!

Baptism in Reverse

Because we're two of the greatest bands in the history of modern music.

If the entire band does it, power is unleashed, I suppose.

Tobacco of Black Moth Super Rainbow remixes Antipop Consortium

http://pitchfork.com/forkcast/13650-get-lite-tobacco-remix/

From a tip...

My homey sent me a text: 3/5 new releases have hands on faces! What is happening to this world?!? One supposes this is a phenomenon that only exists if one actually thinks about it (in other words "don't build it and it never existed in the first place").

Anyway, The Man is back; and his hand is on his face, Home Alone style!



Country and Jazz folks should super glue their hands to faces. Note: this shot of Diana Krall is from the album art, but not the cover.



This one is my personal favorite:

For Amy and Kelly (RIP Matrix)

Yin et Yang

Because of my brilliant collection and my Viking-like confidence.

Time to get back on that scale/diet/life.

ps Getty Images is the home of HANDSONFACES. More on that at a later date.

FACEONYOURHAND...ANDITSART

TEARONYOURHANDONYOURFACE

Happy Thanksgiving!

Why?

Because I've grown lame and was dumb enough to play a caricature of myself in the next Twilight movie

but I used to be kinda cool

AND I USED TO BE REALLY, REALLY BADASS!!

Some of my least favorite artists...

put hands on/near their faces.

She's about to put her hands on her face:

All lined up at the same time. Thank you, Amazon.com